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Trump Stars in Real Porn Movie

Well, when BaDoinkVR created the first virtual reality Trump sex tape, I’d no idea he’d starred in an actual porn movie. So in light of this news, I’m compelled to re-post the link to the Press Conference we shot. In this press conference, Trump announces that a sex tape has been leaked, but it’s of course…GREAT.

BaDoinkVR Erotic Alcove

This was an experiment. Present a Virtual Reality experience in which an actor reads an erotic story. The actor uses her eyes, voice and gestures to convey intimacy and eroticism. Did not go over very well with the base of BaDoinkVR members.

Still, I do not see this as a failure. There is definitely an audience for this. I say this, reflecting on the fact that, as a species, we’ve been hearing stories much longer than we’ve been reading them. Plus it casts a much wider net since this video, and others like it, are Safe for Work and accepted on video sharing sites like YouTube.

Here’s the complete version, available on YouTube:

Virtual Sexology – The Future of Erotic Entertainment

On the day of the virtual sexology shoot in Los Angeles, we had a b-roll crew on hand to create this documentary-style video feature. The crew interviewed the stars, the voice actors, the director and myself. The feature was well received and garnered a lot of attention in VR and VR porn quarters.

Future Artefacts VR Porn Roundtable

This panel took place July 11, 2016 at the Ace Hotel in Shoreditch, London. Rebecca Newman facilitated the discussion, and Stephanie and Nichi and myself discussed our backgrounds and opinions on a wide range of subjects related to sex and sexuality, even the rise of robot sex slaves.

I, of course, mainly focused on virtual reality porn, and where we are today with its evolution. As always, I stressed how nascent the tech is, in spite of how amazing the experience of VR Porn is already.  I also spoke about or virtual sexology product, and hope that it would help people become better lovers.

The Donald Trump VR Porn Sex Tape (A Parody)

The 2D version of our Donald Trump sex tape. A little background: we produced a Virtual Reality Donald Trump sex tape parody, featuring Donald, his wife and Sarah Palin. Casting for Melania and Sarah was not so difficult–though we cycled through several porn stars 24 hours before the shoot–which was not surprising. The difficulty casting the Donald Trump was, however, unexpected. Keep in mind that since it’s VR Porn from Donald’s POV, we didn’t need to cast someone who looked like Trump. We just needed a male porn star with a torso similar to Trump’s–pasty, pudgy.

Not so easy, it turned out. Every male porn star has washboard abs these days. So we found someone last minute with an appropriate physique. Unfortunately, he was unable to maintain an erection during the shoot. On the one hand, this was disappointing, as that meant that Melania Trump and Sarah Palin had to pretty much do everything. On the other hand, it seemed appropriate, the fact that the candidate could not get it up. Anyway, we also flew in a proper Donald Trump impersonator from Florida to provide overdubs for the VR scene, and to star in this parody of a press conference in which he reveals that a VR sex tape was leaked, that he’s going to sue everyone, and that the video is hyuuuuge.

Here’s the YouTube version.

And here’s the original script for the press conference. Warning: It changed pretty dramatically on the day of shooting:

INT. ASSEMBLY HALL – DAY

Podium with Trump regalia. Behind the podium, a US flag and a California flag. Behind the flag, a curtain suggesting that there is a stage behind the curtain. An expressionless SECRET SERVICE AGENT in sunglasses stands to the right of the podium. A microphone on the podium sits silently. A Gear VR headset brandished with BaDoinkVR logo is somewhere in arm’s reach of the podium, but out of sight.

Dressing the podium, signage that reads “TRUMP MAKE AMERICA GAPE AGAIN”. In the foreground, the backs of heads of SUPPORTERS. They clap, cheer, mutter and wave TRUMP CAMPAIGN POSTERS.

Subil Arch stars as Melania Trump in BaDoinkVR's Donald Trump VR porn Sex Tape parody
Subil Arch starring as Melania Trump!

After we establish, O/S an EMCEE is heard.

EMCEE
Ladies and Gentlemen, the next president of the United States…Donald J. Trump!

DONALD TRUMP, followed by MELANIA TRUMP, enters from stage left.

VFX: Flash bulbs

The supporters grow more impassioned, getting a little louder, waving their signs with more enthusiasm. Trump stands behind the podium, nodding, smiling, waving at the crowd. Melania stands to his left, facing the crowd, smiling.

DONALD TRUMP
Unbelievable. Wow. I love you. I love, Los Angeles. Love Love Love. Thank you very much. What an honor.

Trump jovially motions for the crowd to relax, settle down. They obey. The cheering dies down.

DONALD TRUMP
Thank you! We set this up a couple hours ago. And it’s great. It’s great. This is incredible. And you know there are thousands of people out here…we’ve got to get a bigger tent! This is my beautiful wife Melania—You all know my beautiful wife. She’s beautiful, isn’t she. Just look at her. Turn so they can see your beautiful boobies, Melania. Beautiful boobies. Have you seen her big beautiful boobs?

Melania turns to face her husband so she, and her bust, is in profile.

DONALD TRUMP
(gazing at Melania’s attributes) Will you look at that. I mean, come on. Very nice, sweetheart.(turns back to crowd) Best $10,000 I ever spent. It’s true. And you’re going to see more of them. A lot more. From my time in Hollywood, I know that’s called a teaser, isn’t it. It is. I spent a lot of time in Hollywood. A lot of friends out here. Great people. This isn’t going to come as a shock to anyone, but Melania and I have a lot of fun in the bedroom. Don’t we, sweetheart? We do. And if you don’t believe that, you will soon. You will. Because I was informed a couple of hours ago that a teeny tiny sex tape was leaked on Porbhub.

The crowd gasps.

Edyn Blair Plays Sarah Palin in BaDoinkVR's VR porn Donald Trump Sex Tape Parody
Edyn Blair stars as Sarah Palin

DONALD TRUMP
And that brings me to why I am here today. I don’t know how the people at Pornhub got this tape, but it was illegally obtained, and I plan to sue the pants off them.  Literally.  They will have to pay me so much money, that they won’t be able to afford pants anymore. That’s right.  Nobody violates Donald Trump and gets away with it. So Pornhub – I’m coming for you, literally. But don’t get me wrong – I’m not embarrassed.  The tape, it’s great. No, it is. It’s great. Really. We used the greatest, most sophisticated technology available – virtual reality. You’re going to be amazed. Trust me. And the best part is – I’m in it. Of course I’m in it. Melania, my wife, is on the tape. And a good friend of ours from Alaska, she’s on the tape, too. And this tape being out there, it is a shock, sure. But it’s an opportunity also. Now the American people will know there definitely isn’t a problem down there. Little Marco, if you’re watching this, go to bed. The adults are talking.

Trump pauses as the crowd laughs.

DONALD TRUMP
And you’re going to love it, trust me. You will. Especially if you’re an evangelical. I love you, Evangelicals. Believe me. I love you. This is the greatest sex tape in the world. And it’s very advanced. Very smart. It’s virtual reality. So you need a pair of goggles. Like this.

Trump picks up a Gear VR headset brandished with BADOINKVR logo and presses them to his head. 

DONALD TRUMP
Don’t I look handsome in these? And presidential? Melania? How handsome am I?

Trump removes the goggles from his eyes, and the crowd applauds as he places them back on the podium.

Parody of a press conference featuring Donald Trump, Sarah Palin and Melania Trump and a security guard
Donald Trump impersonator reveals leak to press!

DONALD TRUMP
Great. Really, really great. But I am going to sue Pornhub for all the money they have. And I’m going to sue BaDoinkVR. And I’m going to sue Kink.com while I’m at it. And I’ll win. I’ll win all the lawsuits. Trust me. I always win. I do. And one more thing: We’re still going to build that wall, and it’s going to be a great one. So when you watch this tape, and you will. You’ll love it. It’s great. When you watch the tape you may see somebody crawling across a southern border or two, but that border is not Mexico. If you know what I mean. And I know you do. When the media calls me sexist I have to laugh. I employ so many women. And they’re great. This tape proves something I’ve been saying all along: I won the battle of the sexes in a great big landslide.

Trump pauses as the crowd applauds.

DONALD TRUMP
Thank you. Thank you. We’re going to make America gape again in November. Thank you. Thank you, everybody.

The crowd cheers, claps, waves their campaign posters. Donald exits stage left, pinching Melania’s ass as he passes her. She follows him out of frame. As the Secret Service man passes the podium to exit stage left, we FADE.

Pornhub + BaDoinkVR Free VR TV Ad

We undertook a deep, and pioneering collaboration with PornHub after PornHub announced to the world that they’d be in the VR space by Q1 0f 2016. We were the obvious choice for them since we not only had the content, but we also had the tech required to make VR content play properly on their video sharing site.

From our perspective, this was a great opportunity for us to get the message out about VR since so few people have experienced VR.

The experience proved a great success, and we also collaborated on this YouTube production. Created by the PornHub production team, the final product, a playful spoof on those As-Seen-On-TV type commercials.

BaDoinkVR Partners with Kiiroo

This is a humorous video created by BaDoinkVR and Kiiroo. The theme: the evolution of masturbation. It starts with magazines and photos, transitions to VHS tapes, and moves on to DVDs.  From there, it’s the web (with a screencap of VR porn site BaDoinkVR), and then onto Kiiroo’s Onyx, used in conjunction with a Gear VR headset to watch BaDoinkVR content. The one constant: a box of Kleenex.